Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Poster Boy for a Generation, or Media Slut?

Who'd have thought it would come to this? Due to a desperate shortage of good-looking riders, and the reluctance of male models to get sweaty and/or dirty, the organisers of the Highland Fling have resorted to using images of struggling Masters racers to adorn their promotional material. If you look closely (clik the above link, front left of right pic),you will see our favourite dishevelled doctor, the king of the Colin-oscopy, heading the pack across a grassy knoll in search of a cheap feed of fish n chips and a comfy lawnchair. Not content with an appearance in Ride magazine, Mountain Biking Australia, and New Idea, your's truly has his 'mug that sunk a thousand ships' splashed across the poster for this years suffer-fest. If I'd known that this was gonna happen, I'd have worn the tight blue shorts and put on the blonde wig. So, who's up for a fling?

10 comments:

Weilrenner said...

Whoever that guy is, He's hot. I'de like to see him and Mike Pattern sharing a milkshake together with 1 straw. But he does however require a little help from my close friend Dr.Fuentes. It appears the guy in the picture has a broken seat clamp or is in desperate need of a "setup" from the doc. In the mean time you should optimize your power output and maximize your knees life span by getn that seat up and tightening that clamp.

brettok said...

mmmm milkshake.... mmmmm Mike PATTON. whoever weilrenner is, he needs a little help from Mr. Funk or Mr. Wagnell.

Weilrenner said...

Weilrenner is me; Christian Back. Whoever these 2 men are, i'de love to be put in contact with them. I appreciate any advice that will better me as a person. Dr Fuentes told me that at the least you should correct your seat height to avoid facial injuries such as kneeing yourself in the head.

Anonymous said...

is your seat slippng down in that shot ?
ta ta

Anonymous said...

hmmmmm ..............the little boy.............tell me more about the little boy...........

Weilrenner said...

The "little boy" person needs to be outed. Sure he has good taste in boys, but that kind of comment is not cool man.

scotty said...

slut.............and love it!

Dr Fuentes said...

I really do wish this "weilrenner" person would stop making false accusations against me. You don't know me!! I've never spoken to you!! I'm a staunch supporter of the "low seat movement"!!! Tests have shown that excessive knee flexure is not a contributing factor in knee strain or premature ejaculation for that matter!!! Leave me alone!! Observe the restraining order or we'll be back in court again!! p.s. Brett Kennedy is hot!!

Weilrenner said...

Hey doc, U gota stop taking the shite load of stock u've been left with since those damn spaniards busted you and your "health and help" clinic. You are chopping and changing your storey. You seem to be forgetting all the nights on the fone when you cried and winjed in to me. It's that "Nangit" guy your thinking of. Get off the shit Fuenty ole mate.

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