Beer of the Weak

This little number comes all the way from Central America, and the formerly war-torn country of El Salvador. What better way to forget the ravages of war than to drink beer? Attracted by the bright and colourful bottle, I was expecting a lively beer, but on first tasting was left thinking that this beer is a little like making love in a dinghy: it's f*cking close to water! But then I remembered the old standby used to enhance the palate of it's North American cousin, Corona: i.e. whack a slice of lime in it. Voila! Instant taste, probably better than the Mexican brew, or at least very similar. I'm gonna need more limes though, gotta get through a case of the stuff.