Deano has done it again. No, not made a lame fart joke, or been caught perving on some young mother in the supermarket. He's taken out the Vet's class at the latest State XC round at Arcadia (still don't know where the hell that is!). And Scotty snared a top 5 finish in Masters. STOP PRESS!!! Scotty tells me that the race was actually the State Championship...therefore DEANO IS GOD!! Well, State Champion anyway.... Once again, well done you Magnets! Here's an artist's impression.
Scotty radios back to the Magnets' team support vehicle "I need more lollies, repeat, MORE LOLLIES!"
Deano spots a MILF in aisle 5. The chase begins.