Wednesday, March 21, 2007

50 points for businessmen

Fanging through the buses down Lambton Quay (in the CBD) yesterday when a suit stepped out into the traffic, saw me barrelling down on him, and froze in the middle of the road, hands up in a "ok you're about to hit me" pose....I locked up the back wheel and slid around him, muttering niceties as I continued on. Missed the 50 points though....

8 comments:

Christina said...

Whatever you ride is immaterial
If you hit a suit
No more serial
Blog

k man said...

HI ho , HI ho
Its off to work I go
Gonna hit a suit and buy some fruit
Hi Ho

or

Went riding on my bike one day
Hit a suit, it was all fair play
Elbows out ,I gave a shout
I AM ROADIE ,I AM GOD!!!!!


or

Knick-knack paddywack
I gave a mate a bike
A sick Avanti hardtail
Just the shit he likes
He went out for a ride one day
To work his ageing glutes
And holy cow,out off the kerb,
steps a dickhead suit
Jumping on the brakes
preying for some luck
He remembers thinking quickly
I AM ROADIE -WHAT THE FUCK!
And then it all happens
Everything clicks
I am not a roadie
I'm on a mounno with slicks!

k man said...

I once knew a girl called Christina
She's a tranny and has a big weener
She still rides her bike,and by bike I mean Mike
And by Mike, I mean a dyke named Gina.


Christina ,I love you!
Show your flow.

brettok said...

dude, that's my mum!

k man said...

i I just rang her .GOLD GOLD GOLD.She is still laughing

Christina said...

I'm not saying a word - I am laughing fit to burst!

brettok said...

you're BOTH sick!

Christina said...

Well I am your mother - 'nuff said.