Sunday, December 02, 2007

Sport?

Beckham-mania hit Wellington last night, with 32,000 people packing the Cake Tin to watch Golden Balls in action. And a few of them were even football fans.
A perfect night for perving...um, football. If it were, say, Angelina Jolie playing, and 20,000 men were there ogling her, wearing shirts and waving banners adorned with openly sexual slogans, there'd be cries of sexism and chauvinism from the ladies.... but not when the boot is on the other foot it seems.

There were some dodgy looking hooligan types there causing bovver. Typical Arsenal riff-raff. There were a few incidents close to us caused by people standing in front of people sitting, with one fine example of fatherhood (in Man U livery, typical) yelling in front of his kids "sit fuckin down" over and over to a punter in front of him (that guy just behind Mike, actually).
Ooh, look, there he is! I couldn't bring myself to put up the pic of him with his shirt off... I'll keep that for my private viewing. Oh yeah, the Galaxy beat the Phoenix 4-1, as if anyone really cared. Wellington fans are getting used to defeat by now.

9 comments:

josh said...

I happened to see His Beckness purely by accident when I was visiting Tom at Penny Farthing Cycles yesterday. I didn't believe him at first when he told me Beckham was eating chicken at Nando's across the street, but sure enough, twenty seconds later he dashes out in a flurry of security guards and in to the backseat of a big black Audi. I fought the urge to mob him, tempting as it was with him right there five metres away. The things a megastar's gotta do to eat some chicken...

Anonymous said...

Bet you had to go back home and masterbate for the rest of the afternoon after seeing such a fine young man!!Mincer
From Posh Spice
P.S. 4-0

brettok said...

Not a nice thing to say about Josh...

josh said...

I see Tom all the time though...

Flametop59 said...

I am not sure I understand the whole Beckham thing. The movie was good but not that good.

He played like 10 minutes the whole summer here in the US. People still bought tickets.

Anonymous said...

Do a google on his name,you don't have to be a rocket scientist to work out why he's so popular!

brettok said...

Why? There's plenty of better footballers than him. There's way more intelligent people than him. oh, that's it, it's because women think he's good looking, and he married a famous slapper.

josh said...

Mmmmm, Victoria...

Anonymous said...

Thats what we like,one of Bretts unbiased stupid answers,like one of your Armstrong ones.I didnt say he was the best but he's pretty good.Stick to writing about XTR skewers,you wont get out of your depth then!
p.s 4-0
From Ruud Guilit