Here's a couple of links to do with the Landis affair, some serious, some not so... read, look, enjoy, make of them what you will.
Not Lance? pfft
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No one can ride a mountain for you. Be prepared to feel so tired that you truly believe you cannot go on. Be ready to admit to fatigue and, yes, dejection. There is no such thing as an easy ride up a mountain.