As if any is really needed. Two young guys and a girl came into the shop yesterday and were looking at BMX bikes. Purple hair, leather jackets, Ramones T-shirts (probably didn't even know who they were). They had a look at a Specialized Fuse 4, the top of the line shizzle, $1199. Took it for a ride, then decided "yeah na, I'll take it..." So he puts down $100 on a lay-by, no problem. Off they go.
A BMXer pictured earlier today... he confused a motorcycle for a bicycle.
So today he comes back in and says he wants to make a payment. "how much?" I ask. He'll pay the rest and take the bike. Cool, I run through the EFTPOS and he looks at the machine and says "a fousand bucks? I fort it was $200! My mate said it was 200..."
Oh I'm sorry, if your mate said it was 200, it must be! (edited after copping flak from all quarters...)
Oh yeah, then his mate asked if he could get a job here!